Neutral / Standard
- 大便 (dàbiàn) – the standard/medical term for poop, “bowel movement.”
- 便便 (biànbiàn) – softer, often used with kids (“poo-poo”).
- 屎 (shǐ) – very common everyday word, blunt but not vulgar (like just saying “poop”).
Childish / Cute
- 嗯嗯 (ēn’ēn) – baby-talk, sounds like “going poo-poo.”
- 臭臭 (chòuchòu) – kiddie way, literally “stinky.”
- 拉臭臭 (lā chòuchòu) – “go make a stinky.”
Casual / Slang
- 拉屎 (lā shǐ) – “to poop,” very common casual.
- 上大号 (shàng dàhào) – “go number two” (used casually among adults).
- 拉大便 (lā dàbiàn) – same as “take a dump.”
Joking / Crude
- 拉翔 (lā xiáng) – slangy/jokey way to say “take a dump.”
- 屎球 (shǐ qiú) – “poop ball,” silly/jokey word.
- 拉屎拉到飞起 (lā shǐ lā dào fēiqǐ) – joking exaggeration, like “pooped so hard I flew up.”
👉 If you’re talking politely (like at a clinic), stick with 大便 (dàbiàn).
👉 With kids, use 便便 or 臭臭.
👉 With friends joking around, 拉屎 or 上大号 is very common.